Flann: Oh, Elle, you look so pretty in your headband! Remember, Santa got that for you?
Elle: (laughing like the mature old woman she is, shaking her head at her silly mother) Mom, no, we got this at the Gap. Santa doesn't shop at the Gap.
Um, for the record, Santa did get this for her after observing her admiring it at the Gap. So not only does she think I am stupid, but her photographic brain remembers where she saw it a year ago. Seriously? Not my genes. As her babysitter says, that kid soaks in every single thing she sees and hears.
De la révolution
6 years ago